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hatingongodot:

hatingongodot:

a little kid came up to the desk (it came up to his like, collarbone) and very seriously asked me about baby name books, because he wanted to help name his new sibling. i guided him to the shelf (there were only two book of names) and pointed out the differences between them, and after some serious contemplation he went, “I think I should take both, just in case.” So I gave him both and he thanked me and went on his way.

And I went back to my desk and screamed into my arm for like 45 years because HE WAS SO FUCKING ADORABLE AAAAA

i love when little kids come to the reference desk alone because they want to be perceived as an adult and so they come up to you and very seriously inquire “Where are your books about dolphins? ò__ó”

and of course you have to very seriously show them your collection of dolphin books while they nod carefully at your explanations and it’s SO CUTE!!! THEY’RE SO CUTE AAAH

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tyleroakley:
“ Finally, I can be me.
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savepunknroll:

remember when you weren’t aware of oppressive power structures and all u wanted was a lavalamp ??

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fernvictor:

im high and losing it a little over this

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dadd:

90% of my day is me being nervous

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world-heritage-posts:
“hustlerose:
“hustlerose:
“ humanoidhistory:
“Exploring virtual reality at NASA’s Ames Research Center, 1989.
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alien bussy fingering simulator 2019
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this is the top result when i google my url
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world heritage post
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helloitsbees:

dndogs:

other people’s puppies when you offer them your hand: *gives you their paw*

my puppy in the same scenario:

she is correct

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yes-its-me-satans-daughter:
“ realistically-unrealistic:
“ The start of my long battle with Internet addiction
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I just had flashbacks
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flowury:
“ 1 mil notes & 2 yrs later. still happy
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